This was supposed to be a relaxing Mother-Daughter weekend. The reviews and pictures leave out a number of points that would have prevented me from booking this place. #1: This actually is a side ROOM to the owner's forever home--they live 15 steps up from where you stay. Though doubtful, tt is unnerving to wonder if they are going to come downstairs to check on you [my teen had anxiety the entire time]; in addition, when they move around upstairs, you hear it. #2 It is not mentioned that there are chickens on the property {that is only mentioned in a review]--they are literally right next to your room, and you cannot open one window without seeing chicken poop {gross!}. #3 As a family ROOM, there are pictures of the owners and their children, as well as books about cults and "Jesus" signs everywhere. #4 The kitchen is not a functional kitchen--there are no frying pans or cooking utensils, like spatulas, so bring your own. #5 The implication is that it is a slight walk down to the river. Cleared up better in a review and this one--it is quite steep, dozens of steps, and NO rail. DEAL BREAKER, ZERO STARS: As an old home, we had to deal with old plumbing. The first night, all went fine. The second night, about 8:15pm, our toilet clogged up. We ended up with no working toilet or shower after the owner worked on both for over an hour. So we were told to do our business (both) in a hospital port-a-potty and he would fix them after we left the next day. It was a horrible night.