4/10 Poor
candace, portland
18 Jan 2025
The word I want to use for the review is Strange. The place states it’s Victorian but I’d describe it as a prefabricated IKEA pod dropped down on the inside of what used to be a Victorian Brick house. The front yard is a meticulous English rock garden. Then the doorknob to the front door is 5’ aff. Off to the right in a tiny space is the reception that looks like lost little girls sitting at looking up. My person that night was a plug in viper Queen. Said the same speel like it was recorded. No smile. Walked me to room flipped all the lights and tv! Shocking in the 8x8 room with at least 100 plugs, switches, heat and cold controls lighted cabinets etc. I felt like I couldn’t breathe but then the double windows won’t open. The bathroom had vents all over which I later learned you couldn’t turn the thermostat up in the bathroom to have a dry sauna. I did feel like I was inside a microwave waiting to be turned on. Nothing Victorian and nothing like the photo when I made the arrangements. I’d give a thumbs down sorry. And for 82 euros breakfast was extra for 8.5. I skipped but asked if they had a take away cup, no she said.
candace
Stayed 1 night in Jan 2025