In all my years of using Vrbo and Air B&B, I’ve never run across a property so woefully kept. I understood this was not going to be a luxury stay, but this was truly terrible. First, a few days before we arrived a welcome email stated wi-if was excellent. In reality, it cut out every 10 minutes. This was also the first time we were told that there were no locks on the room doors, but he had a few that he could give us a lock for. The welcome email also mentioned some wonderful neighbors to the property, but they did not welcome guests on their property and for us to observe do not trespass signs. Upon check-on when I mentioned it in jest, Korey told us we could possibly be shot if found on their land. This was as disarming as the brief tour of the parapet roof on our floor when we were told a seminarian in the 60s jumped after being harassed by fellow students. The fact that the kids walked away from a 70ft+ drop wasn’t really that reassuring. We were on the 3rd floor, and were told ahead of time, so the 3 1/2 flights of stairs were not a surprise, but challenging. The common rooms-kitchen and tv/entertainment rooms- were very nice and pleasant. Our room, however, was not. This was like a very bad hostel. Yes, it was a former dorm room, but my bed had a different bottom sheet, top sheet, and pillow case on the “pillow” that was about 1 inch high being generous. The other pillow did not have my pillow case. The cap was hastily placed being cut raggedly on one side of the room so it was 1-2 inches away from the wall on that side. Unfortunately, it was also the side where the door to the room opened and would catch on the carpet creating a hazard. The very cute bedside lamp did not have a light bulb in it. Neither did the bathroom medicine cabinet, so the only lights we had were dismal single bulb ceiling lights in the main room and bathroom. The air conditioner was working well, but that was the only outlet that was working. Two other outlets I tried to recharge my electronics were dead. Whether they had shorts or were not hooked up properly I couldn’t tell, but they were not new outlets. The toilet was new and worked fine. The medicine cabinet mentioned above had a mirror above the sink; however, it was hung so far up I could only see the top of my head, so it was useless. The shower was the size of an RV unit and not inviting. The framing for both the bathroom door and the closet door was exposed and unfinished. Not a good experience.
